May buddy went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
Which is better than nothing I suppose. Going into next year, the Broncos are going to replace a lot and won’t be given a lot of benefit of the doubt. But should make for some loose expectations.
If you are unfamiliar, click the link and read up. Basically it tracks Division I football players being jerks. Some of the stuff on there is low-consequence just guys being boneheads. Others, well, can get a bit more serious.