Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Not sure what to say about this one other than "nah-nah, nah-nah, booh-booh, stick your head in doo doo." They can be salty all they want, but maybe Boise is just a better town to do stuff in overall? Who knows, but I am sure glad.
Not sure what all happened from Friday to Saturday. He had positioned himself pretty well (only five back from then-leader Spieth) to make a run. But he made it that far and did not get cut. So that has got to count for something.