It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take things literally.
Welp. The Big 12 is exploring expansion
So this sucks.
And now we get months of speculation about which teams are going to be included. It is almost a given that BYU is going to be included. After that, it gets tricky. Cincinnati, UCONN, Memphis, Houston, Colorado—freaking—State for corns’ sake. So this is going to be a harrowing next couple of months as schools are going to be politicking for inclusion. There are a lot of people stressed about what actions Boise State will be doing.