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OBNUG INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Is Leon Rice the Dark Knight?

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Leon Rice might be Batman.

I’ll wait for all of you to compose yourselves. Clearly, it’s an absurd claim on it’s face. But, before you laugh it off, think about it. What do we know about Leon Rice? Let’s see:

He’s a middle-aged fitness freak.

He’s independently wealthy with a seasonal job.

He ‘travels’ a lot.

He leads a pretty private life.

If we hadn’t been talking about Leon Rice, that’s basically describing Batman. Throw in a butler and some inexplicable injuries and suddenly we’re talking an arch-nemesis and fast cars.

Yeah sure, but Batman needs a high-tech base of operations!