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OBNUG Gets Fired

A visibly dejected OBNUG enters, sits in booth

OBNUG: (loudly) “Barkeep, make me a Choco Brownie Extreme Blizzard™”

DQ Employee: “Sir, you need to order at the counter”

OBNUG: “I’ve got a punch card. My Blizzards pay your salary!”

DQ Employee rolls their eyes

OBNUG: “Plus I got fired today, you know.”

DQ Employee makes a Blizzard™

OBNUG: “Outta nowhere. They just axed my entire website.”

DQ Employee flips Blizzard™ upside down briefly

OBNUG: “You know I won TWO Fiesta Bowls?