24th
INT/OVAL ORIFICE/DAY
PRESIDENT ANDERSEN sits behind a giant desk, getting briefed on the day’s events by SECRETARIES MCGIVEN, WOODS, and CLUNE. OBNUG stands quietly in the corner, furiously taking down notes.
SECRETARY MCGIVEN
…And so I says, “I got two of ‘em!”
All erupt into belly laughs. OBNUG laughs nervously, even though he didn’t get the joke.
PRESIDENT ANDERSEN
(Wiping tears from his eyes) Okay, okay; we’d better get down to business. What’s on our agenda?
SECRETARY WOODS
Well, here’s our schedule, sir.