Where you been? We're all starting to worry a little bit. It's not uncommon for you to stay home for the first party of the year, but it's been a few weeks now and we haven't really seen you—everything alright? We asked around and were repeatedly told "there's nothing wrong with the offense", but I've known you long enough to know when something's up. I mean, you made brief appearances at the last few soirees but were acting kind of strange, and then as the night went on (and usually around the time you're really cutting loose), you just disappeared.
An open letter to Boise State's offense
