It's the middle of the night.
You bolt awake in bed, panic rooted in your chest like a vice grip.
"Ahhh!" you begin. Then you say "which 12 seed am I gonna pick? For gosh's sake, which?"
This article may not be the hero you want, but it is the hero you need. So lie back and relax, to the extent such things are possible during a period of transfixed reading, and check out our ranking of the most likely upsets in the 2017 March Madness tournament.
They are ranked based on the size of the upset and the probability of it actually happening.