ESPN.com · May 13, 2016
Thirteen B1G storylines for Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th is upon us, which got us thinking about ghoulish scenarios for the Big Ten in 2016. Here are 13 -- some of legitimate concern and others better suited for the set of a bad movie -- to get you through the end of the week:
Wal-Mart discontinues the sale of khakis. Jim Harbaugh goes on a 25-mile radius hunt to find leftover khakis. He eventually finds some but refuses to wear them because he's afraid they'll stain. He pledges to wear the pants only during "khaki-worthy" events. In the meantime, he uses jorts as a substitute.