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Thirteen B1G storylines for Friday the 13th

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Friday the 13th is upon us, which got us thinking about ghoulish scenarios for the Big Ten in 2016. Here are 13 -- some of legitimate concern and others better suited for the set of a bad movie -- to get you through the end of the week:

Wal-Mart discontinues the sale of khakis. Jim Harbaugh goes on a 25-mile radius hunt to find leftover khakis. He eventually finds some but refuses to wear them because he's afraid they'll stain. He pledges to wear the pants only during "khaki-worthy" events. In the meantime, he uses jorts as a substitute.