Jim Harbaugh might be Twitter transparent, but the Michigan coach is much more guarded about releasing information about his team. Among the items he withholds is a weekly depth chart.
After learning Harbaugh's depth-chart policy, Colorado coach Mike MacIntyre understandably decided not to put one out, either, for Saturday's game at Michigan Stadium.
That was all the ammo Dave Plati needed.
Plati, Colorado's longtime sports information director, began crafting a mock depth chart, which is included in the team's media notes packet for the Michigan game. Although the Big Ten Network broadcasters will receive the actual Buffaloes depth chart, Michigan can begin preparing for the likes of Elmer Fudd, Austin Powers, Lloyd Christmas, Bernie Sanders and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.