Creighton Beats A Team That Tried 87-36

I started writing this with 12:08 remaining in the first half. So far it’s 17-9, which statistically seems close, but the Hawks scored their first points on a free throw about two game minutes ago. The crowd is actually relatively impressive for the cupcake that showed up tonight.

Billy Bluejay was just working his way through the crowd, hurdling slowly over rows of seats, much to the dismay of fans. It seems that this was his attempt at getting exercise, which is important.

UMES just turned the ball over. Tyshon Alexander made a three at the other end. The late arriving crowd cheered tepidly, like they’d seen that before.

Another miss for UMES. A terrible shot that hardly hit rim. I’m going…