Is nothing sacred anymore?
First, they turned ice cream into pellets. Next, they remade "The Karate Kid".
Now, the NFL is ripping a part of its soul out and drop-kicking it through the uprights -- Doug Flutie-style -- by allowing the Oakland Raiders to move to Las Vegas.
It just ain't natural, and it's an absolute shame that the real Black Hole will be no more.
One of the great things about college sports is that a university can't just pack up and leave.