Let me start by saying this will likely be my last eye test of the regular season. It has been a dope first season to write for ODB this year and I’m excited to continue into the postseason. Thank you for reading my inaccurate takes, emotional rants, and downright bad jokes. You make the world go round. Enough sappy words, that’s not what you’re here for.
This also accidentally turned into one of my longest articles, just a warning.
I really tried to reach for another lyric to title this deal and the best I could come up with was “I’m Luke JayHawkin’ On These Haters (splish)”, shoutout my Miguel fans.