The Baltimore Ravens were told at the start of the offseason that tight end Crockett Gillmore was going to need surgeries on both shoulders. His timetable to return was going to be sometime during training camp, because you need one shoulder to heal before you get the operation on the other.
You can't get surgeries on both shoulders at the same time, right?
"Of course, I was pushing do both at the same time," coach John Harbaugh said jokingly or at least half-jokingly. "He can hire a nurse. That was my idea. I stand by that idea.