Funny Pages: Am I The Only One Who Forgot We Had Starters?

Players are returning to the field, the Ravens won their first preseason game and the rest of the AFC North lost. Things are starting to feel right in the world again.

I'M VERY MUCH RESISTING THE URGE TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IN CAPS. This week had the emotional trajectory of a Herman Cain smile (Stephen Colbert and Mike Tyson for reference). Could it have gone any better?

We win our first preseason game.

The Steelers, Browns, and Bengals lose their first preseason game. (I know it doesn't matter, but it feels like it matters.)

Crockett Gilmore is back.

Backstreet's back.

STEVE SMITH is back.

And if all that isn't good enough, our own Terrell "Darth Sizzle" Suggs is back.

It's like we actually…