Flacco’s Greed Rivals Jordan Belfort’s

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This piece is SATIRE, meant to poke fun at the typical caller of our most popular local sports talk station. In no way are any of these “takes” meant to be taken seriously, nor do they reflect the opinion of any rational sports fan (the key word is rational).

A genius who goes by the name of “guestblogger” wrote last week that Joe Flacco’s greediness is hurting the team. Now, I don’t know all the ins and outs of the big fancy numbers these guys make, but if it were up to me, all of them would make no more than $60K per year. I hate my job, so why should they get so much money for playing a damn game? Their job is fun. All they have to do is work…