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CBS Needs To Put Dan Fouts On The IR

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I think it goes without saying how I feel about the CBS broadcast team of Dan Fouts and Ian Eagle. It’s like listening to Ben Stein and your grandfather converse about a football game over a bowl of Werther’s Originals. Their humdrum and lackluster attempt to call an NFL game can put an intoxicated fan to sleep, and a passed out drunk fan into a coma.

So yanno. Just not a fan.

But even for those who may not be as harsh on the Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon of the NFL broadcast world (Grumpy Old Men, IMDB it kids), after listening to Ian & Dan try to explain the final play of the Ravens 19-14 victory over the Bengals should have you ready to tune out and join my dark side.