Wednesday afternoon Orioles game thread: at Blue Jays, 12:37

This is it. This is the last chance that the Orioles will have to win a game in Canada in the 2018 season. They are looking to avoid a perfect 0-10 record up north. Or maybe they aren’t looking to avoid it, I don’t know. These guys are bad and the people in charge have not given us much reason lately to be assured that they have any idea what the heck they are doing.

David Hess will step onto the carpet to start this game for the O’s as they look to win at least one game. Perhaps he slathered some lucky maple syrup on his pancakes this morning, or got some Timbits. Maybe he ate poutine last night and that will bring him good luck today. Probably he will not have good luck today, even if he…