Hello, friends.
It is, apparently, officially into the season of ridiculous speculation that somehow turns into equally ridiculous rumors. There are ones that come along and they kind of make sense and then there are the ones that are obviously the product of people whose job it is to write having to write something but not having anything to write about.
Believe me, I understand that crunch. This entire month has been a whole lot of nothing happening. Chasing those clicks by presenting bonkers hypotheticals that get packaged with headlines that suck people in is all too tempting, as we will see with one or two things coming below.