Hello, friends.
There are now 34 days remaining until Orioles Opening Day. This number was worn most recently by Christian Walker in 2015, and has been worn by other Orioles through the years including Jake Arrieta, Jeff Ballard, and Storm Davis.
That means there's more than a month of fake games to get through. Some of those fake games will have some stakes and feature some Orioles - the World Baseball Classic. But for everybody else, it'll be a slog through a month of games that are on neither Baltimore radio nor television.