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Thursday Bird Droppings: Where we're fairly sure the Orioles won't lose a game today

Oh, no! We suck again. It's not much fun to be an Orioles fan after a 1-5 road trip that's kicked them back down to 2.5 games out of first place, and, due to the surging of Satan's power from the north, only 2.5 games AHEAD of the last place Boston Red Sox. The offense will, we presume, eventually wake from its prolonged slumber, but then again, maybe it won't, and maybe things are heading downhill.

Blessedly, the Orioles have an off day on this Thursday, which they could probably use. Is that really true?