Hello, friends.
There are now 60 days remaining until Orioles Opening Day. In uniform number terms, that’s Mychal Givens days to go until real baseball is back. Spring training enjoyers have a shorter wait, with pitchers and catchers reporting only 17 days from today.
A small part of me wakes up every morning wondering if I’m going to look at my phone and find out that the Orioles traded for somebody overnight. If this happens to you, too, let me be the one to tell you: It didn’t happen last night! (Except I’m actually writing this on Saturday night, so wouldn’t I look stupid if it did happen?