There are two Orioles games today and also a bunch of basketball games, and also it is St. Patrick's Day. Please drink ... responsibly.
There are those who hold that the two days of the first round of the NCAA men's basketball tournament are the two greatest days on the American sports calendar. It's not hard to see why: Noon to midnight wall-to-wall elimination games full of excitement. For this Thursday, which is also St. Patrick's Day, there will even be two Orioles spring training games coming along as well.
So here is where you can talk about whatever of any of it that you want, commiserate about how your brackets are already destroyed, how glorious it would be if Duke loses in the first round (they are the very first game of the day, so we'll find out soon).