This just in: the Orioles reek.
OK, maybe that’s not breaking news. But sometimes you just watch this team and it’s truly astounding how incomprehensibly awful they are in every facet of baseball. They can’t hit, particularly in the clutch. They can’t pitch, particularly the soft underbelly of their bullpen. They can’t play defense. They are an utterly defeated, lifeless team about whom nothing good can be said.
The Orioles lost to the Red Sox today, 19-5. And it was only their first game of the day! We all get the pleasure of watching the second game of the doubleheader in just a couple of hours.