It is Friday night.
The Orioles blistered the Cleveland Indians by a margin of 13-0. Every Oriole in the starting lineup had at least one hit and three different Orioles picked up three hits. Both Chance Sisco and Anthony Santander finished a triple short of the cycle, with Sisco launching the 99th Eutaw Street home run in Camden Yards history. Oh, and John Means pitched well after returning from the injured list. It was fun.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.