It is Friday night.
The Orioles have beaten the Royals, 3-0, turning in the team’s first shutout of the season. Dean Kremer pitched a strong seven innings and Yennier Cano and Félix Bautista closed things out. For the O’s hitters, Ryan O’Hearn broke a scoreless tie with a two-run home run into the Orioles bullpen and Emmanuel Rivera added a little insurance with a bases loaded single - not that Bautista needed the insurance.
This also happens to be the first Friday Orioles victory of the year, but I trust that nonetheless,
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.