Good morning, Camden Chatters.
Well, we’ve reached that dreary stretch of the baseball season, where the O’s are stumbling through one lifeless loss after another, devoid of energy, lacking a spark. Hey, it happens in these dog days of summer, when players are hitting the wall and exhausted from the grind of the long season.
(handed a note from off-screen)
Wait, it’s only April?!?! Hoo boy.
The Orioles are only 13 games into their 162-game schedule, and already they’re looking discouragingly similar to the noncompetitive cellar dweller that almost every pundit predicted them to be.