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The Orioles also assured they’ll have a losing record in 2019.
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Yes. Truly shocking developments happening at Yankee Stadium this afternoon.
The 2019 Orioles/Yankees rivalry was the most one-sided affair since the Harlem Globetrotters vs. the Washington Generals. Since Mike Tyson vs. Glass Joe. Since fly vs. windshield. Ugh, what a mess.
The Yankees finished the series sweep, their fifth straight over the Orioles, with a 6-5 win, their 16th consecutive victory against the hapless Birds. The season series ended in favor of the Yankees, 17 wins to two.