Undercover Barner: Various and Sundry Jeremy Johnsons

Jeremy! - Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY SportsThis week's Undercover Barner explores the numerous Jeremy Johnsons we've met so far. Also she promises she knows how to spell his name.

Auburn spent the hours of 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. this past Saturday almost losing to an FCS team. I spent most of those hours screaming at my television and scaring my dog. While the defense couldn't seem to contain a dual-threat quarterback*, the part that has most of us lying awake at night** was the offense. I mean, except for Peyton Barber.

But outside of our precious Demon Barber of Donahue Drive, there wasn't a whole lot to cheer about on Saturday. At the end of the day, the defense held Jacksonville State to 20…