Indulge me a little bit of personal exposition, and I promise your patience will be rewarded with GIFs.
There are a few things about me that people know: I like Auburn and dogs. I prefer my martinis dirty and my hotdogs with ketchup. I think wordplay is the height of comedy. I love a murder book, and I don’t hate LSU.
It’s probably because I’ve never had a truly bad experience in Red Stick, but as I’ve written in this space practically every September or October since we cranked this thing up 6 season ago, the joy of beating LSU comes not from seeing their fans miserable but from the sense of accomplishment that usually accompanies a win.