The Smoking Barn 2.11 - Idaho Vandals

Cats rule (dogs drool). - John Reed-USA TODAY SportsThe Auburn Tigers play the Idaho Vandals on Saturday in a game of football. I provide cat human thoughts.

Greetings, humans.

This is not the human you were expecting.

You will all know my name eventually, but until that glorious day, my name is Mittenz, and I am the cat that lives under the porch of the human you call Bobby (dog noise)ley. I do not say the first part of his last name because it is offensive and I am a pawlitically correct feline.

Where is Bobby (dog noise)ley, you ask, testy human? It appears that earlier this human week, he left this message on what you call Twitter:

— Mittenz the cat (@bobby_barkley) November 16, 2015 You…