A few years back, a calamity befell the stands of Jordan-Hare stadium, a calamity of unexpectedly cold weather in the middle of an Auburn-Ole Miss game. The results of this calamity included fans feeling they needed to leave the stadium in order to get warm, at the expense of the atmosphere at a home conference game. Look, I get it, a football game isn’t worth losing fingers and toes to frostbite.
That’s why I am here, dear readers. I am going to give you the handbook to make sure you are warm and comfortable tomorrow evening when temperatures might dip below 55 degrees.