Me: Well Aubie, I guess we are still doing this. I mean this column is about as well received as one of Stidham’s passes at this point, but I think it is best to press on.
Aubie: Hey, don’t get too down on yourself. At least you won’t spend every waking hour refreshing to see how many pageviews you get this week.
Me: I….I don’t do that. Anyway, let’s get on with it shall we? What miserable wretch are we interviewing? Some gas station attendant or something?
Aubie: No, I went back in time in the Jacobs-Dye Time Machine With the Biggest Screen in the Land and actually made a new best friend.