Back to the Auburn Tigers Newsfeed

Rating Auburn’s NINE Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl Touchdowns

Woah boy, did Auburn beat the stink off of Purdue. At some point it stopped being a football game and started becoming pure catharsis. Auburn was purifying itself from the disappointment of months of lackluster offense. Purdue was just in the way like a Japanese fishing boat during the Castle Bravo test. They were collateral damage.

What this game allows me to do is provide a service to you my dear fans. I’m gonna rate these NINE touchdowns for you, to help you better appreciate them for their unique charms.

I will be rating them using a 1-5 BOOM scale with 5 BOOMS being the highest.