We’re through one day of Iron Bowl week, and there haven’t been any more stabbings or tree-poisonings, or murders by Alabama fans. I guess they must be waiting until after we beat them this weekend to show us what it’s like.
Anyway, to the news.
Make sure you come and check out Auburn’s Friday night game against Winthrop. Maybe not for the actual basketball all that much (sorry, Bruce), but for the fact that you’ll likely get to hear Charles Barkley unabashedly say something rude and awesome and vulgar about Alabama fans at Auburn Arena.
I bet he’s been cooking up great nicknames for the bammers over the past few days, bouncing them off of Shaq, just ready to come with hot fire this Friday night.