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How To Talk With Your Kids About The Lack of Traditional Sunday Media Availability for Coordinators

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“We’re going to have to figure out a way to get the ball to our playmakers, whether” throwing it or speed sweeps.”—Chip Lindsey.

The world is changing, and with it we must change. Time was, you could leave your car door unlocked with your infant inside while you rushed into the Dairy Queen for a Heath Bar Blizzard and a Hungr-Buster to go. Now you might get arrested for that—they call it ‘child endangerment’ or some other liberal thing. The world is getting wussed. Can’t hit the quarterback, can’t tell a six year old he sucks at little league and shouldn’t get a trophy, and now our autocratic football coaches are even holding out on us the one true thing left in this world—snippets.