Gus Malzahn needs a defensive coordinator to help him turn this thing around. Well, guess what. It’s you.
No, not you personally, you overconfident, go-it-alone mansplainer. I'm talking about you alongside every other Auburn fan on the best thing the internet's got going for itself. www.twitter.com. (Click the link to try it out. You won't regret it.)
How's this gonna work, you say? How can a group of internet users successfully coordinate a defense? I say, what choice do we have? It's been proven that SEC schools continue to wrongly assume they can poach FSU's staff.