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Auburn football: What every fan is thinking, but might not be saying out loud

I don’t even want to talk about what transpired on Pat Dye Field between the hours of 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. last Saturday. It was not good and I haven’t processed it yet as I am still stuck in the first stage of grief: denial. As the clock ran out and grief filled the room my friends looked at me “what do we do now?”

“We keep celebrating, this is a wake now.”

Funerals are hard. I’m going to spare the grim statistics of last week’s funeral and get straight to the point. Here are the thoughts every Auburn football fan is thinking:

  1. “32 million isn’t that much …”
  2. “The heavens misaligned when Jarrett Stidham got engaged …”
  3. “Are there only four plays in the playbook?