7 Reason Why Gus Malzahn Would Kick Nick Saban's Butt In A Fight

OK, we're bored. Tomorrow's game is still WAY TOO FAR AWAY, so we decided to do some brainstorming and EUREKA! 

Have you ever wondered what a fight between Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn and Alabama evil mastermind Nick Saban would look like? No? Well, we have. Here 7 Reasons Why Gus Malzahn Would Kick Nick Saban's Butt In A Fight.

1) Nick Saban is approximately 172 years old. (He's the one on the right.)

2) If Saban wants to make it a dance fight, Malzahn has it COVERED.

3) Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do.

4) Ummm. (...) Poor hat choices?

5) We have a feeling Gus Malzahn would sweep the leg.

6) Mark Richt would run in with a chair, WWE-style.

7) Back-up.