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Prekrap: Atlanta United vs. the pre-season - no more Unicorns, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride

It’s a new year and a new Prekrap. I’m going to make some changes around here. Gone will be long, meandering posts that are filled with bad metaphors, typos, run-on sentences, random hyphens, my beloved commas, lame memes, 1,500 word articles that only have six uses of end punctuation, exaggeration, vaguely rude things said about opposing players, teams, coaches, and fans, overreactions, under-reactions, shots at fellow MLS Analysts, love, sadness, loathing, joy, fear, dread, half-hearted attempts at cultural analysis, and GOING IN on the comments section or Twitter. I’m just going to be a dispassionate observer in 2020 - new year, new me!