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I was in the emergency room watching The Bachelorette the other night and mixed in-between the talking heads of “Tom B.”, a sales manager from St. Louis complaining about the very undope actions of “Brian W.”, a sales manager from Durham, I noticed a recurring theme: the “I could if I wanted to” shot.
There’s an art to collecting, editing and presenting these shots, and they’re core to the nature of the competition at hand. 20 guys who either have the first, middle or last name ‘Patrick”, are pitted against each other for a chance to be mentioned twice on E!