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Clear & Obvious: We found Mike Petke at this Michaels

“Clear & Obvious” is a new kind of sort of vertical/brand/excuse for us to make fun of the deeply strange and wonderful world of MLS. Please take it very seriously.

We found Mike Petke. He was just at this Michaels. Got a new job quick which is hard to do in the gig economy and whatnot. Let’s see how it’s goi--OH GOD.

“PASS THEM OUT TREY.”

“Man, my name is Brandon?”

“!@#$ !#$@$@ !@# !@#$@ TREY.”

Brandon passed them out. Them being posterboards Mike had chosen for this crafts workshop at this Michaels.