Think back to a little over a month ago. Before the ChatGPT screenshots. Before the feuds. Before the say-it-to-my-face provocations. Before U.S. manager Mauricio Pochettino told us, "I am not a mannequin." Before Christian Pulisic played golf at the wrong time. Before the embarrassing loss to Switzerland.
Now that you've occupied that headspace, imagine if I told you that the U.S. men's national team would go undefeated through the first five games of the Gold Cup. The USMNT would get a pair of breakout performances from Diego Luna and Malik Tillman.