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Atlanta United players as pro wrestlers

Happy Wrestlemania day, everyone! Dirty South Soccer has tagged me in like they always do when they need someone to do something dumb. First, it was laying the smack down on Haris in the #CopaDeGlutton, and now this endeavor: I’m going to take some of Atlanta United’s starters (and Andrew Carleton because duh) and pair each player with the professional wrestler (past or present) that best represents them. And if you’re not down with that, I’ve got two words for ya…

This is not just because the both of them are follicly challenged. Guzan is a presence in the box, just like “Da Man” was a presence in the ring.