WE. ARE. BACK. JERKS.
NO ONE WAS ASKING FOR IT BUT AFTER A LENGTHY AND COMPLETELY UNEARNED SABBATICAL THE HATER’S GUIDE HAS REARED IT’S UGLY HEAD ONE MORE TIME FOR THE FIRST EVER MLS CUP TO ACTUALLY MATTER.
BECAUSE IT’S THE FIRST MLS CUP TO MATTER, DON’T FORGET TO TAKE ALL OF THIS *AS SERIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE.** PLEASE FEEL FREE TO @ ME ABOUT ALL OF THIS IMMEDIATELY.**
*As always minimal effort has been put into this. There has been little research, next to zero editing and there’s a legitimate chance that you won’t find any of this entertaining in any way.