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Head Count Dan Quinn sends Jordan Richards to a spooky demise

Things just felt off in Flowery Branch. Jordan Richards never felt right since the trade. The Falcons sent a conditional 7th round pick just before the start of the 2018 season, and he had been full of dread ever since.

“Why did it have to be the Falcons?” Richards thought.

The NFL had already been a big change. Bill Belichick was dedicated to winning, which also included sacrificing the worst players to a large, drunken Bruins fan. Richards was sacrificed multiple times, but ultimately escaped his demise as the demigod was on one long bender celebrating the team’s success.