Happy Tuesday, Falcoholics! It’s a brand new day, full of empty promises, fried food, and brown liquor! Go ahead, take a seat. We don’t bite. And don’t mind the mess—we don’t clean much. We have good news: It appears there may actually be an NFL season. That is, they are going to really attempt to make it happen. Huzzah!
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It appears there may not be a preseason. That’s a pretty big concession by the NFL, but they are determined to get the ball rolling, and it’s time to do or die.