What can even be said at this point? The Atlanta Falcons dropped their fourth straight game in the most Falcon-y way possible: a missed extra point after a second half comeback where they seemed like a completely different team. Please vaporize my eyeballs.
I feel like I’ve aged 20 years over the course of these first six games — the gray hairs popping up like weeds on my head and my eyes bloodshot like a pair of Kroy Biermann’s contacts. Here’s Monday’s Falcoholinks, fellow suffering fans.
The Falcons strolled into Arizona on life support at 1-4, and emerged in even worse shape after losing 34-33.