‘Christmas Vacation’, Falcons edition

It’s the most wonderful time of the year — the time of year where my fiancé and I curl up on the couch each night to enjoy our favorite holiday movies. It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, Die Hard — we love them all.

But the one we never miss is always Christmas Vacation. We’ve watched it three times this holiday season already, and it got me thinking about some similarities between its characters and the 2019 Falcons.

Extended family shows up unexpectedly? Got trapped in the attic when everyone left to go shopping? Spent hours decorating the house, only to have the whole dang thing not turn on? Shelled out bonus money for a backyard pool, but there’s no bonus money coming? Clark…