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Rebels 2, Empire 1

On Star Wars night at The Ted, the Rebels used The Force and a couple of long balls to overcome
the Empire’s stormtroopers 2-1.

Julio Skywalker continues to mystify, as he bullseyed womprats from his T16 to move to 5-0 on
Tatooine with a 2.04 ERA. In other parts of the Imperium, he’s 1-4 with an ugly 7.40 ERA. Maybe
it’s the gravitational influence of the twin suns that gets his slider moving. I don’t know, and I’m
sure he wishes he knew what was going on himself. He probably spends too much time on the road complaining about not getting to go hang out at Toshi Station with his friends, which affects his road performance.